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this site is a
parody, so we don't take orders.
But if you
want to order the real RealDoll, go to
their website. |
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need help?
well if you're
seriously trying to order a RealSheep you
do. |
standard
model: $4,999 - includes vaginal
entry plus one other entry (anal or
oral).
deluxe model:
$5,249 - includes
all 3 entries: Vaginal, Anal and Oral.
shipping and
handling: $400 (on all orders within the
continental United States). International customers are
subject to higher freight fees.
taxes: California
residents add 7.75% sales tax (does not
apply to the shipping charge).
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privacy
We handle every order with absolute
confidentiality and discretion, and
we will never share, rent, or sell your
personal information to anyone, so you
can be assured of your complete and
total privacy.
shipping
All orders are shipped by standard
freight in a secure and rugged shipping
crate. We cannot ship to Post Office
boxes; we must have a street address for
delivery. You are notified when your
order is shipped. Notification includes
the exact date of delivery and estimated
time of arrival.
international
orders
We accept international orders on a
case-by-case basis. Different shipping
charges apply.
order
confirmation
We will confirm your order by email,
phone, fax or mail -- please specify your
preference on the order form.
payment
We accept payment by
Check or Money Order.
terms
ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
assistance
If you have any questions or if you need
help placing your order, tough.
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